It's all gone awry.
Season 1
Episode 3
[5:26]
BUFFY: I've been slaying vampires for more then a year now, and I have seen some pretty cringe worthy things, but nobody's hands ever got toasted before.
[11:02]
WILLOW: Her Mom's kinda…
BUFFY: …Nazi-like?
WILLOW: Heil.
[14:09]
XANDER: For I am Xander, king of cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me.
[19:42]
The delivery truck that has an infinite amount of time to stop.
[40:18]
[44:12]
Episode 4
[8:17]
ANGEL: I wasn't paying attention.
BUFFY: To somebody with a big fork?
ANGEL: He's coming.
BUFFY: The fork guy.
[9:44]
WILLOW: He's one of the only teachers that doesn't think Buffy's a felon.
[24:54]
BUFFY: Factoid 3… her fashion sense screams predator.
WILLOW: It's the shoulder pads.
Episode 5
[37:18]
OWEN: Did you see that? He tried to bite me. What a sissy.
Owen's poetry thing sucks, but his world view is very good.
Episode 6
[00:39]
WILLOW: You missed it.
BUFFY: Missed what?
XANDER: We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you. Very exciting
WILLOW: It was like the heimlich with stripes!
Episode 7
This is the required Angel and Buffy are terrible episode.
[29:15]
Darla's plan requiring the Mom just never mentioning that it was a different “friend” then Angel is so dumb.
[31:27]
[38:05]
Nevermind this is the best show to ever exist.
Episode 8
[7:22]
I get it now.